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God is a genius

He has invented a machine
which turns grass into steaks, butter
and leather jackets

He has invented a machine
which grows its own solar panels and converts sunlight
into timber, fruit and blossoms

He has invented a machine
which eats all his other machines and
makes daisy-chains and rapes and
operas and oil conglomerates and
looks for others who are different to blame everything on.

He is the cleverest of all God’s machines
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Author's Comments

There's this thing,
called 'Their Problems',
and it seems psychologically easier to deal with than
this other thing called 'Our Problems'.

Sometimes I hate linebreaks. Any feedback/critiquing re the linebreaks would be quite welcome.

Have made some changes with the structure/linebreaks, removed the 'called a cow/tree/man...' from the ends
much thanks to ~fm-vorassi.

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Wow, this is very well written. It really makes you think more about things that we do and how we overlook them.

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Thanks very much! I am flattered :)

--
'Beauty will save the world'
--Fyodor Dostoevsky
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:) witty and almost funny but for the sad truth of it all:)
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Aye, I hear you there.

--
'Beauty will save the world'
--Fyodor Dostoevsky
:iconb1gfan:
and it's good to be heard Jaime :D
:iconpseudometry:
:D Yes, indeed it is Dave.

--
'Beauty will save the world'
--Fyodor Dostoevsky
:iconb1gfan:
I love how sometimes, in the top right corner of the comment box, where it gives you the time a comment posted - it says "in the future" just every now and then - like i snuck ahead in line and saw the end of the movie before anyone else did :)
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Haha, yes, it's doing it right now for this one. How is it I am replying to something you have yet to send?

--
'Beauty will save the world'
--Fyodor Dostoevsky
:iconb1gfan:
i wonder myself - i wonder what the gap in time is between in the future and moments ago - what separates the two?
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:nod: Makes your head spin sometimes, really.

--
'Beauty will save the world'
--Fyodor Dostoevsky

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