WANTED

Canny investors to take part in THE sciento-culturish revolution of the decade! People who can sniff out An Opportunity! Urgently!
THIS IS NO JOKE.
I have invented and patented a unique and revolutionary visual entertainment tool: the 3D monocle.
As no doubt you can already tell...
THIS IS POISED FOR CONFERENCE OF MULTIPLE GREATNESSES: due to the well documented headaches and weariness caused by inferior 3D bi-spectacles, as a result of excessive cognitive demands placed on the latero-dorsal occipital lobe due to the discrepancies between perceived convergal distance and actual occular focal distance, said inferior 3D bi-spectacles produce.
THIS CAN ALL BE CONFIRMED BY A SIMPLE GOOGLE SEARCH.
It is thus logical to presume, by nature of it's unique single-occular-intercessory design, the 3D monocle will reduce such unwanted effects by at LEAST 50%.
Simply put, the 3D monocycle uses Exactly Half the brainstraining 3D lens-panelling of a standard 3D bi-spectacle.
Hence, A 50% Reduction. And maybe even Much Much More.
THIS IS VERY REAL.
Given the revenues Hollywood generates annually, we can conservatively estimate investment returns for the 3D monocle will be in the general area of One Million Billion Dollars. Or Somewhere In That Vicinity and Very Close To.
All that is needed now is your cash, people, for the startup. We Have The Dream. We Have the Verifiably Monocyclic Design that will be a New Revolution. We Have The Passion.
DO YOU?
This is Guaranteeably a veritable Implosion of Looming Financial Gain.
MAKE YOUR DOLLARS SMART (or any currency really, we don't discriminate).
THIS IS THE 3D MONOCLE. IT IS COMING. GET ON BOARD.